If your nice to me, i'll be nice to you. Simple.

 

theblackship:

the-final-quackdown:

99.9% of my sentences start with

  • oh my god
  • yeah
  • no
  • basically
  • wait
  • so yeah
  • like
  • you know
  • oh
  • um
  • what
  • well
  • but

(Source: porphyrophobla)

person 1: i can draw really well

person 2: i'm really athletic

person 3: i write really well

person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous

person 5: i'm hilarious and likable

person 6: i can dance really well

me: i can breathe

me: chokes